Ready for summer
Anonymous asked:
What's the preppiest way to have sex?
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classy-kate answered:
All preppy people LOVE bondage so what you need to do is tie your preppy lover’s hands to the bed posts with vineyard vines bow ties ONLY THE ONES WITH SEA CREATURE PRINTS. Then dress them in their most expensive Lilly dress/ralph Lauren suit and rub them down head to toe with crème brûlée, shove lobster in their mouth and top that off by pouring champagne all over their dirty body (preppy people secretly love getting filthy, it turns them on). Then rip that dress/suit off of them and make sweet, passionate, preppy love to them while whispering “Lilly, VV, Ralph, Jcrew” in their ear over and over again. When you climax, scream “EVERY DAY SHOULD FEEL THIS GOOD” at the top of your lungs, you filthy, preppy bastard.
I want a relationship where we can get drunk at midnight, just the two of us, and sit up talking and making out all night, and go to the beach at four in the morning. I want someone who’s down for adventure. I want someone who will go camping with me, and boating, and fishing, and travel. I want someone who wants me for life. I want passion that doesn’t burn out.
If you’re going to date someone, you arent just dating their sweet side, you’re also dating their mood swings, their bad moods, their good moods, when they arent being themselves for weeks on end. You’re also dating everything else they have to offer
I don’t trust people who drink tap water
I’ve never related to something more
is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week
a message for brown eyed girls
yes, her eyes are blue. yes, every love song is about them. every poem compares them to the sea. but you, you have eyes of amber and onyx. your eyes are the gold people desperately try to pull from the ground. her eyes may hold the depth of the ocean but your eyes hold the magnitude of a black hole. your eyes carry a weight too heavy for even the ocean to sweep away into it’s abyss. your eyes are anything but ordinary.
apparently nasa confirmed there’s an ocean on one of Jupiter’s moons
say it with me kids: space mermaids
Okay, this brought out my inner astronomy nerd, hold onto your hats, folks.
The moon is called Europa, and it doesn’t have just an ocean. It is completely covered in water with a mile-thick sheet of ice over the top.
Now we know that the ice has water under it because once in a while, massive fucking geysers shoot water up into space.
Now this brings up an interesting question about Europa: How in the fuck can the water stay warm enough to be liquid if there’s a mile-thick sheet of ice on top of it?
And the theorized answer is: Europa has a core that is warm like our own. And it has undersea hydrothermal vents that are causing the geysers.
Now this would keep the water at above-freezing temperatures, and if the hydrothermal vents on Europa act anything like the ones on Earth, we have the potential of them spitting up organic matter from Europa’s core into the oceans.
And guess what that soup of organic matter means? The potential for life.
So yeah. Space mermaids. And a whole lot more.
Can some astronauts PLEASE go there and drill under the sheet or to be less destructive, go into one of the geyser holes????????????? I’m so curious!!!!!
when we get killed by aliens cuz we didn’t wanna mind our damn business I hope everyone remembers this post
a message for brown eyed girls
yes, her eyes are blue. yes, every love song is about them. every poem compares them to the sea. but you, you have eyes of amber and onyx. your eyes are the gold people desperately try to pull from the ground. her eyes may hold the depth of the ocean but your eyes hold the magnitude of a black hole. your eyes carry a weight too heavy for even the ocean to sweep away into it’s abyss. your eyes are anything but ordinary.
Me: Hey
Scorpio: I just want to let you know I’m dark and mysterious and misunderstood and hard to get to know….im deep…im intense…. I’m like an ocean, so don’t be thinking you know me….,cause you don’t